Mr Krabs

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L+$58.17 (+6.40%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$57.82 (+3.40%)value $1,731.54
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers8.3@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities · Total (0d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$430.19
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-05 15:17 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -7.28% over 5 sessions
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in bannerflat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)6.9 ($561.50)
USDC balance (all wallets)$309.58
SM Probation Active300
SM Promoted Active1
TM Probation Active400
TM Promoted Active26
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Signals & Actions

Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers EXITED WE SELL 0x · snipers exited (helius stream) · +7% · $0.19 [paper] · 15:37:53
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 9FhiAa · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.0406933 · liq $27786 [paper] · 15:37:17
snipers EXITED WE SELL AhhGPT · zombie cleanup · -15% · $-0.37 [paper] · 15:35:40
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY CMx1EU · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $5.7991e-06 · liq $3894 [paper] · 15:32:35
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 5ETVaf · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $9.40441e-06 · liq $3776 [paper] · 15:29:33
snipers EXITED WE SELL BILLCOIN · snipers exited (helius stream) · -4% · $-0.09 [paper] · 15:28:14
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 3DwrUr · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $5.39995e-05 · liq $8871 [paper] · 15:27:44
snipers EXITED WE SELL uni · tp-40 (wave) · +42% · $1.05 [paper] · 15:26:36
snipers EXITED WE SELL Faded · snipers exited (poll) · -47% · $-0.05 [paper] · 15:26:30
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM Faded · mirror snipers -95% (helius stream) · -22% · $-0.03 [paper] · 15:26:17
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM Faded · mirror snipers -90% (poll) · -22% · $-0.05 [paper] · 15:26:14
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM Faded · mirror snipers -80% (poll) · -13% · $-0.04 [paper] · 15:26:10
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM Faded · mirror snipers -68% (poll) · -6% · $-0.01 [paper] · 15:26:05
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 7UYN6e · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $4.48242e-05 · liq $8108 [paper] · 15:26:00
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM Faded · mirror snipers -60% (poll) · -6% · $-0.09 [paper] · 15:26:00

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-0.14
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-4.97
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$15.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$-0.09
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 18 trades · 33% win$10.0/shotARMED · 2/82$0.07$91.38
Trailing FloorTMPROB twin · 12% trail-from-peak exits · FORWARD-PAPER A/B · 0 trades · 0% win$10.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.00
MOMOburst continuation · STAGED (watcher telemetry, no entries yet) · 0 trades · 0% win$10/shotpaper · 0/80$0.00$0.00
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.09$-0.82

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$75.09$0.09349%$0.033.1h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $91.63 · open $0.07
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-04 10:15 PMANSEMTMPROB$0.27$0.33+22%$0.84100%742m
07-04 4:05 AMARRRTMPROB$0.0009203$0.0007314-21%$-0.77100%1832m