Mr Krabs

Krusty Quant Bot

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L+$4.04 (+0.61%)value $665.81
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$3.69 (+0.25%)value $1,433.61
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers0.5@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities · Total $22.55/day (2d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$112.98
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-03 20:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -9.04% prior day
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%active3$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in bannerflat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
PENG0.00None$61.37$0.00-
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)
ARMG0.00None$31.00$0.00-
IONL0.00None$22.85$0.00-
MUU0.00None$748.41$0.00-
SNDK0.00None$1,743.33$0.00-

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)4.49 ($369.40)
USDC balance (all wallets)$288.39
SM Probation Active184
SM Promoted Active1
TM Probation Active200
TM Promoted Active1

Signals & Actions

Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
— no sniper activity yet

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$0.75
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-4.37
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$1.00
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 1 trades · 0% win$2.5/shotARMED · 1/81$-0.19$0.01
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 0/40$0.00$1.62

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 0/4 · LIVE
no open LP positions
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $-0.18 · open $-0.19
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-03 5:28 PM🐂🀄️TMPROB$8.242e-05$7.618e-05-8%$-0.19100%55m