Mr Krabs

Krusty Quant Bot

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L+$5.50 (+0.83%)value $665.81
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$5.15 (+0.35%)value $1,435.07
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers0.7@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities — · Total $13.30/day (1d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$430.19
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-04 06:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -9.04% prior day
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in banner—flat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)5.144 ($425.20)
USDC balance (all wallets)$157.20
SM Probation Active221
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SM Promoted Active2
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TM Probation Active400
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TM Promoted Active6
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Signals & Actions

−Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers EXITED WE SELL RUNNER · snipers exited (helius stream) · -2% · $-0.04 [paper] · 06:36:06
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM RUNNER · mirror snipers -25% (poll) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 06:35:46
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 8mEcGL · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $3.1686e-06 · liq $2833 [paper] · 06:35:37
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 2VkiD4 · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $1.36231e-05 · liq $6025 [paper] · 06:34:55
traders EXITED WE SELL DONALT · snipers exited (helius stream) · +5% · $0.05 [paper] · 06:34:22
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM Machi · mirror snipers -67% (helius stream) · +7% · $0.09 [paper] · 06:33:32
traders EXITED WE SELL greg · snipers exited (poll) · -12% · $0.00 [paper] · 06:32:18
traders EXITED WE SELL greg · snipers exited (helius stream) · +6% · $0.13 [paper] · 06:32:06
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM greg · mirror snipers -43% (helius stream) · +6% · $0.04 [paper] · 06:32:06
traders EXITED WE SELL ALYCIA · snipers exited (poll) · -12% · $0.00 [paper] · 06:29:05
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM greg · mirror snipers -25% (helius stream) · +6% · $0.06 [paper] · 06:28:53
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM Machi · mirror snipers -33% (helius stream) · +4% · $0.04 [paper] · 06:28:53
traders EXITED WE SELL ALYCIA · snipers exited (helius stream) · -11% · $-0.41 [paper] · 06:28:53
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 2PzS5S · 1 snipers · $3.75 · entry $0.00186211 · liq $96752 [paper] · 06:28:35
traders BOUGHT WE BUY ATBR4i · 1 snipers · $3.75 · entry $0.0016649 · liq $91058 [paper] · 06:28:24

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$1.14
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-4.12
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$7.5/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$1.48
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 5 trades · 20% win$3.75/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.03
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.09$1.82

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$74.30$0.09546%$0.052.0h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $-0.44 · open $0.00
no open trader positions