Mr Krabs

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $764.04
Crypto P&L+$1.85 (+0.20%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$1.50 (+0.09%)value $1,675.50
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers0.2@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities — · Total — (0d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$764.04
cash$737.09
buying power$737.09
equity$26.95

Signals & Actions 2026-07-05 18:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -7.28% over 5 sessions
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in banner—flat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)8.667 ($687.72)
USDC balance (all wallets)$124.39
SM Auditioning407
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SM Live-Qualified1
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TM Auditioning619
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TM Live-Qualified31
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displaypaper: shown

Signals & Actions

−Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers EXITED WE SELL ANSEMIUS · snipers exited (helius stream) · -53% · $-0.35 [paper] · 13:08:12
snipers EXITED WE SELL Burry · snipers exited (poll) · -53% · $0.00 [paper] · 13:05:51
snipers EXITED WE SELL Burry · snipers exited (helius stream) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 13:05:40
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 7Q4Hs3 · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $5.38531e-06 · liq $3851 [paper] · 13:05:34
snipers EXITED WE SELL Mom · tp-40 (wave) · +68% · $1.70 [paper] · 13:04:01
snipers EXITED WE SELL Michael · snipers exited (poll) · +12% · $0.30 [paper] · 13:02:46
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY Fk29Gw · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $2.96073e-06 · liq $2822 [paper] · 13:02:29
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY E2ueKQ · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.000895435 · liq $38244 [paper] · 13:00:13
snipers EXITED WE SELL KIRB · snipers exited (helius stream) · -58% · $-1.45 [paper] · 12:56:43
snipers EXITED WE SELL MANSEM · tp-40 (wave) · +46% · $1.08 [paper] · 12:56:23
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY AVVLwZ · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.000107855 · liq $12392 [paper] · 12:56:17
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM MANSEM · mirror snipers -6% (helius stream) · +15% · $0.02 [paper] · 12:56:08
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 7Qow1K · 4 snipers · $2.5 · entry $8.24619e-06 · liq $4670 [paper] · 12:55:44
snipers EXITED WE SELL BRSD · tp-40 (wave) · +41% · $1.03 [paper] · 12:54:59
snipers EXITED WE SELL ZION · snipers exited (poll) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 12:54:38

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-2.55
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-7.30
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$15.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$-2.58
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 56 trades · 29% win$10.0/shotARMED · 10/810$-1.87$20.07
Trailing FloorTMPROB twin · 12% trail-from-peak exits · FORWARD-PAPER A/B · 0 trades · 0% win$10.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.00
MOMOburst continuation · STAGED (watcher telemetry, no entries yet) · 0 trades · 0% win$10/shotpaper · 0/80$0.00$0.00
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 0/40$0.00$-4.68

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 0/4 · LIVE
no open LP positions
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $28.66 · open $-1.87
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-06 7:22 AMDONALTTMPROB$0.0001983$0.0001728-13%$-1.28100%47m
07-06 7:08 AMHAALANDTMPROB$0.0003318$0.000261-21%$-2.14100%61m
07-06 6:52 AMBullcoinTMPROB$0.0001159$9.955e-05-14%$-1.41100%77m
07-06 6:36 AMCITHTMPROB$0.0001427$0.0001047-27%$-2.66100%93m
07-06 3:44 AMSOCCERTMPROB$7.7e-05$7.514e-05-2%$-0.24100%266m
07-06 3:05 AMCircuitTMPROB$0.0001676$0.0002364+41%$4.10100%304m
07-05 7:04 PMFINNBAGSTMPROB$0.004662$0.004451-5%$-0.45100%785m
07-05 6:40 PMMUTUMBOTMPROB$0.0001775$0.0001784+0%$0.05100%809m
07-05 5:56 PMMEOWTMPROB$5.944e-05$6.971e-05+17%$1.73100%853m
07-04 4:05 AMARRRTMPROB$0.0009203$0.001027+12%$0.44100%3124m