Mr Krabs

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L−$50.53 (-5.56%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)−$50.88 (-2.99%)value $1,622.84
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers-7.3@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities · Total (0d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$430.19
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-05 00:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -9.04% prior day
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in bannerflat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)8.415 ($679.08)
USDC balance (all wallets)$167.80
SM Probation Active300
SM Promoted Active1
TM Probation Active400
TM Promoted Active20
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Signals & Actions

Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers EXITED WE SELL NITE · tp-40 (wave) · +41% · $1.03 [paper] · 01:33:54
snipers EXITED WE SELL Ismf · tp-40 (wave) · +40% · $1.01 [paper] · 01:33:53
snipers EXITED WE SELL Sue · snipers exited (helius stream) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 01:33:44
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY DZDVni · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $3.27876e-06 · liq $2905 [paper] · 01:33:40
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 9Vq2ye · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.000160042 · liq $15326 [paper] · 01:33:40
snipers EXITED WE SELL ANSEMHOUSE · zombie cleanup · +6% · $0.15 [paper] · 01:33:16
snipers EXITED WE SELL BLACKHOUSE · zombie cleanup · -18% · $-0.45 [paper] · 01:33:08
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY AA8mCH · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $4.31194e-05 · liq $8020 [paper] · 01:32:46
traders EXITED WE SELL GTA 6 Coin · snipers exited (helius stream) · -2% · $-0.08 [paper] · 01:31:47
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY D6nEc7 · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.0390123 · liq $18091 [paper] · 01:31:46
traders EXITED WE SELL GOON · snipers exited (poll) · -19% · $0.00 [paper] · 01:30:29
traders EXITED WE SELL GOON · snipers exited (helius stream) · -15% · $-0.55 [paper] · 01:30:18
snipers EXITED WE SELL DIAPEP · snipers exited (helius stream) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 01:28:48
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 5yz9cL · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $2.45113e-06 · liq $2531 [paper] · 01:28:42
snipers EXITED WE SELL T3MP3ST · snipers exited (helius stream) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 01:26:38

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-0.82
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-5.41
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$7.5/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$-0.92
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 15 trades · 20% win$3.75/shotARMED · 1/81$-0.92$-12.66
Trailing FloorTMPROB twin · 12% trail-from-peak exits · FORWARD-PAPER A/B · 0 trades · 0% win$3.75/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.00
MOMOburst continuation · STAGED (watcher telemetry, no entries yet) · 0 trades · 0% win$10/shotpaper · 0/80$0.00$0.00
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 0/40$0.00$-1.51

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 0/4 · LIVE
no open LP positions
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $-12.62 · open $-0.92
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-04 4:05 AMARRRTMPROB$0.0009203$0.0006949-24%$-0.92100%988m