Mr Krabs

Krusty Quant Bot

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Equities P&L+$0.70 (+0.09%)value $727.81
Crypto P&L−$61.99 (-6.82%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)−$61.29 (-3.60%)value $1,575.43
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers-8.8@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Crypto — · Equities $2.00/day · Total $2.00/day (1d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market closes: T-…
total$727.81
cash$183.65
buying power$1.00
equity$544.16

Equities Engine 2026-07-10T15:00

fieldvalue
regime gateRISK-ON (SPY>200-SMA)
TREND holdsXLV, XLF
DIP overlaywaiting · QQQ RSI2 100.0
TURBOBIL (T-bills)
last runheld (no rebalance)

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
TREND Trend Coretop-2 momentum ETF basket; SPY<200SMA -> T-bills; weekly rebal60%active2$-1.34$0.00
DIP DipQQQ RSI2<10 in uptrend; hold <=5d / -6% stop; parks in Trend25%flat0$0.00$2.00
TURBO TurboTQQQ only when SPY>200SMA & 63d>+10% & QQQ>50SMA; else BIL15%active1$0.04$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
XLV1.35$162.93$160.94$216.83$-2.68 (-1.2%)
XLF3.94$55.24$55.58$218.80$1.34 (+0.6%)
BIL1.19$91.46$91.50$108.54$0.04 (+0.0%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)7.718 ($602.80)
USDC balance (all wallets)$51.51
TM Auditioning660
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TM Live-Qualified35
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displaypaper: shown

Signals & Actions

−Trader Mirrors
traders BOUGHT WE BUY FeMbDo · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.00135594 · liq $171592 [paper] · 15:33:23
traders EXITED WE SELL RETARD · zombie cleanup · -53% · $-5.28 [paper] · 15:32:55
traders BOUGHT WE BUY GaZb3D · 1 snipers · $15.0 · entry $0.00037129 · liq $32282 · 14:58:25
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 9bmvoZ · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.000192662 · liq $41658 [paper] · 14:43:38
traders EXITED WE SELL DONALT · catastrophic -85% · -85% · $-8.52 [paper] · 14:42:55
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 9gycPg · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $8.04766e-05 · liq $16417 [paper] · 14:00:15
traders EXITED WE SELL ARRR · zombie cleanup · -40% · $-0.87 [paper] · 13:59:47
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 5pYB12 · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.000860475 · liq $123779 [paper] · 12:08:36
traders EXITED WE SELL Ballerina · snipers exited (poll) · -11% · $0.00 [paper] · 12:03:48
traders EXITED WE SELL Ballerina · snipers exited (helius stream) · -11% · $-1.06 [paper] · 12:03:36
traders EXITED WE SELL ANIF · snipers exited (poll) · +18% · $1.84 · 11:28:34
traders EXITED WE SELL NIGGABULL · snipers exited (poll) · -14% · $-1.44 · 11:09:31
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 4eKYoR · 5 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.00209623 · liq $86182 [paper] · 10:42:00
traders EXITED WE SELL Cupsey · snipers exited (poll) · -18% · $0.00 [paper] · 10:40:24
traders EXITED WE SELL Cupsey · snipers exited (helius stream) · -15% · $-1.52 [paper] · 10:40:14

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Trader Mirror Promotion$15 live · earned via the $10 real record · 0 trades · 0% win$15.0/shotARMED · 1/81$-2.78$-11.75
Trader Mirror Probation$10 live (>=$25k books) · [p] = paper auditions · 103 trades · 30% win$10.0/shotARMED · 6/86$-13.00$-27.87
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC / MLP2 memes REVIVED 07-10 @$50 single-sided quote-only-pref (kill-tripwire -$8) · ARMED50% capLIVE 2/42$0.13$-10.52

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 2/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$75.20$0.09912%$0.081.2h
MLP2TROLL-SOLin range$50.59$0.041076%$0.060.6h
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $-24.59 · open $-15.78
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-10 9:58 AMANSUMTMPROM$0.0003713$0.0003025-19%$-2.78100%49m
07-09 9:58 PMuncTMPROB$0.001042$0.001017-2%$-0.24100%768m
07-09 6:59 PMJobyTMPROB$0.003016$0.002636-13%$-1.26100%948m
07-09 6:44 PMBABYANSEMTMPROB$0.0009406$0.0006972-26%$-0.523%962m
07-09 6:43 PMRTMTMPROB$0.001011$0.0006902-32%$-3.17100%964m
07-09 6:41 PMxtraTMPROB$0.0004103$0.0003895-5%$-0.51100%966m
07-07 7:24 PMSAPIJIJUTMPROB$0.0008748$0.0001968-77%$-7.75100%3803m