Mr Krabs

Krusty Quant Bot

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L+$33.33 (+3.66%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$32.98 (+1.94%)value $1,706.70
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers4.7@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities · Total (0d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$430.19
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-05 18:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -7.28% over 5 sessions
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in bannerflat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)8.903 ($726.12)
USDC balance (all wallets)$91.67
SM Probation Active300
SM Promoted Active1
TM Probation Active400
TM Promoted Active29
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Signals & Actions

Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY DzwSb3 · 2 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.000107598 · liq $13636 [paper] · 23:46:35
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 2uKDFE · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.0633564 · liq $25454 [paper] · 23:44:51
snipers EXITED WE SELL Tsrc · snipers exited (poll) · -100% · $-2.50 [paper] · 23:44:33
snipers EXITED WE SELL WOJANLET · snipers exited (helius stream) · -84% · $-2.10 [paper] · 23:43:29
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 3t8H8Z · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.0646441 · liq $27678 [paper] · 23:42:45
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY CRcyVR · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $4.80682e-05 · liq $8416 [paper] · 23:41:33
traders BOUGHT WE BUY nVhTvc · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.000177548 · liq $16892 · 23:40:56
traders BOUGHT WE BUY EYn6tC · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $9.22897e-05 · liq $12301 · 23:40:13
traders EXITED WE SELL manlet · snipers exited (poll) · +8% · $0.00 [paper] · 23:36:39
traders EXITED WE SELL manlet · snipers exited (helius stream) · +9% · $0.44 [paper] · 23:36:17
traders EXITED WE SELL MENSA · snipers exited (poll) · +7% · $0.68 [paper] · 23:35:09
snipers EXITED WE SELL MENSA · snipers exited (helius stream) · +1% · $0.03 [paper] · 23:34:22
traders BOUGHT WE BUY CFPkPq · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.00487892 · liq $237118 [paper] · 23:33:59
traders EXITED WE SELL Saxophones · snipers exited (helius stream) · +24% · $0.89 [paper] · 23:33:57
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY CFPkPq · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.00461144 · liq $231767 [paper] · 23:33:24

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$0.16
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-4.66
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$15.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.13
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 26 trades · 35% win$10.0/shotARMED · 5/85$-4.89$64.91
Trailing FloorTMPROB twin · 12% trail-from-peak exits · FORWARD-PAPER A/B · 0 trades · 0% win$10.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.00
MOMOburst continuation · STAGED (watcher telemetry, no entries yet) · 0 trades · 0% win$10/shotpaper · 0/80$0.00$0.00
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.09$-0.62

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$74.54$0.09715%$0.061.4h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $72.88 · open $-4.89
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-05 6:40 PMMUTUMBOTMPROB$0.0001775$0.0001823+3%$0.27100%6m
07-05 6:40 PMMooNutShibSemTMPROB$9.229e-05$6.734e-05-27%$-2.70100%6m
07-05 6:10 PMDAISYTMPROB$0.0001388$0.0001151-17%$-1.70100%36m
07-05 5:56 PMMEOWTMPROB$5.944e-05$5.848e-05-2%$-0.16100%50m
07-04 4:05 AMARRRTMPROB$0.0009203$0.0007763-16%$-0.59100%2321m