Mr Krabs

Krusty Quant Bot

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L+$25.55 (+2.81%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$25.20 (+1.48%)value $1,698.92
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers3.6@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities — · Total — (0d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$430.19
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-05 18:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -7.28% over 5 sessions
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in banner—flat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)8.486 ($686.38)
USDC balance (all wallets)$88.46
SM Auditioning407
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SM Live-Qualified1
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TM Auditioning619
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TM Live-Qualified28
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displaypaper: shown

Promotion race — on deck for $15

Promotion race — need ≥5 real closes AND window ≥$4 (last 10):
walletreal closeswindow P&Lprogress
69qaveug2 / 5$+0.74 / $4██░░░
J898BLdj2 / 5$-1.93 / $4██░░░
69xWoewj2 / 5$-1.93 / $4██░░░
HXDGjZZU1 / 5$+100.80 / $4█░░░░
2pXLagVB1 / 5$+0.19 / $4█░░░░
AchrxPVw1 / 5$-0.51 / $4█░░░░
JEBy7VuM1 / 5$-1.07 / $4█░░░░
69z4qTgQ1 / 5$-1.07 / $4█░░░░

Signals & Actions

−Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY EeNhHF · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $1.22042e-05 · liq $5638 [paper] · 04:20:56
traders EXITED WE SELL WORTHLESS · snipers exited (helius stream) · -37% · $-3.75 · 04:20:26
traders BOUGHT WE BUY EMeuga · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.000351841 · liq $26925 [paper] · 04:20:24
snipers EXITED WE SELL Fenis · snipers exited (poll) · -7% · $0.00 [paper] · 04:20:22
snipers EXITED WE SELL Fenis · snipers exited (helius stream) · -29% · $-0.24 [paper] · 04:20:13
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM Fenis · mirror snipers -67% (poll) · -29% · $-0.08 [paper] · 04:20:13
snipers EXITED WE SELL Ubsdsr · tp-40 (wave) · +41% · $1.02 [paper] · 04:20:12
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM Fenis · mirror snipers -56% (helius stream) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 04:20:00
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY H77e36 · 2 snipers · $2.5 · entry $3.61605e-06 · liq $3081 [paper] · 04:19:48
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY C4jErq · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.00750588 · liq $24262 [paper] · 04:18:48
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY Az1fZg · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $2.7866e-05 · liq $12184 [paper] · 04:18:35
snipers EXITED WE SELL ANSEMWOOD · snipers exited (poll) · +2% · $0.05 [paper] · 04:16:46
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 8jsoz8 · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $8.83866e-05 · liq $11895 · 04:16:41
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY FeFQJE · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $2.34355e-06 · liq $2534 [paper] · 04:16:22
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM DONALT · mirror snipers -82% (helius stream) · +56% · $0.29 · 04:14:54

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-0.67
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-5.47
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$15.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$-0.70
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 40 trades · 28% win$10.0/shotARMED · 10/810$-1.08$30.52
Trailing FloorTMPROB twin · 12% trail-from-peak exits · FORWARD-PAPER A/B · 0 trades · 0% win$10.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.00
MOMOburst continuation · STAGED (watcher telemetry, no entries yet) · 0 trades · 0% win$10/shotpaper · 0/80$0.00$0.00
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.16$-1.71

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$74.86$0.16483%$0.043.9h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $37.69 · open $-1.08
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-05 11:16 PMORANGIETMPROB$8.839e-05$9.546e-05+8%$0.80100%3m
07-05 10:28 PMWORTHLESSTMPROB$9.809e-05$6.132e-05-37%$-3.75100%52m
07-05 10:24 PMDONALTTMPROB$7.388e-05$0.0001265+71%$9.0418%56m
07-05 10:19 PMYNOTTMPROB$4.648e-05$3.566e-05-23%$-1.7576%60m
07-05 9:29 PM3301TMPROB$7.047e-05$6.422e-05-9%$-0.89100%110m
07-05 7:04 PMFINNBAGSTMPROB$0.004662$0.004349-7%$-0.67100%255m
07-05 6:40 PMMUTUMBOTMPROB$0.0001775$0.0002274+28%$2.81100%279m
07-05 6:10 PMDAISYTMPROB$0.0001388$8.85e-05-36%$-3.62100%310m
07-05 5:56 PMMEOWTMPROB$5.944e-05$5.842e-05-2%$-0.17100%324m
07-04 4:05 AMARRRTMPROB$0.0009203$0.001171+27%$1.02100%2594m