Mr Krabs

Krusty Quant Bot

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L+$5.26 (+0.79%)value $665.81
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$4.91 (+0.34%)value $1,434.83
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers0.7@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities · Total $13.30/day (1d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$430.19
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-04 06:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -9.04% prior day
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in bannerflat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)5.492 ($452.38)
USDC balance (all wallets)$129.18
SM Probation Active242
SM Promoted Active2
TM Probation Active400
TM Promoted Active8
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Signals & Actions

Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers EXITED WE SELL JEWOK · snipers exited (helius stream) · +14% · $0.35 [paper] · 08:31:35
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY CcFUKu · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $3.20526e-06 · liq $3030 [paper] · 08:30:46
snipers EXITED WE SELL 安塞姆 · snipers exited (helius stream) · -38% · $-0.27 [paper] · 08:29:20
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM 安塞姆 · mirror snipers -71% (helius stream) · -38% · $-0.29 [paper] · 08:29:20
traders EXITED WE SELL Comrades · snipers exited (helius stream) · -12% · $-0.06 · 08:28:57
traders EXITED WE SELL JELLYCAT · snipers exited (helius stream) · +36% · $1.36 [paper] · 08:28:53
traders EXITED WE SELL RETARD · snipers exited (poll) · -6% · $0.00 [paper] · 08:28:49
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 8mTu8A · 1 snipers · $3.75 · entry $0.00036107 · liq $28598 [paper] · 08:28:33
traders EXITED WE SELL RETARD · snipers exited (helius stream) · -7% · $-0.09 [paper] · 08:28:31
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM RETARD · mirror snipers -67% (helius stream) · -5% · $-0.07 [paper] · 08:28:11
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM RETARD · mirror snipers -33% (helius stream) · -5% · $-0.07 [paper] · 08:28:11
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM 安塞姆 · mirror snipers -40% (poll) · +1% · $0.01 [paper] · 08:28:04
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY GYabKF · 3 snipers · $2.5 · entry $6.3742e-06 · liq $4178 [paper] · 08:27:56
snipers EXITED WE SELL DONALT · tp-40 (wave) · +74% · $1.84 [paper] · 08:26:25
snipers EXITED WE SELL JULY · snipers exited (helius stream) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 08:25:52

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$0.86
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-4.30
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$7.5/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$1.13
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 7 trades · 43% win$3.75/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.80
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.04$1.38

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$74.99$0.04274%$0.021.7h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $0.30 · open $0.00
no open trader positions