Mr Krabs

Krusty Quant Bot

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Equities P&L+$6.32 (+0.80%)value $770.21
Crypto P&L+$13.14 (+1.44%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$19.46 (+1.14%)value $1,692.96
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers2.8@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities · Total (0d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market closes: T-…
total$770.21
cash$578.38
buying power$551.57
equity$191.83

Signals & Actions 2026-07-06 14:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumHOLD IONLskipholding IONL, session 1/5 (5d leader now IONL -7.04%)
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%active1$6.32$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in bannerflat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
IONL7.81$23.75$24.56$191.83$6.32 (+3.4%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)8.096 ($653.69)
USDC balance (all wallets)$86.90
SM Auditioning407
SM Live-Qualified1
TM Auditioning619
TM Live-Qualified32
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Signals & Actions

Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
traders BOUGHT WE BUY CFPkPq · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.00373289 · liq $302496 [paper] · 15:21:38
traders BOUGHT WE BUY DS5Xsr · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $8.3399e-05 · liq $13051 · 15:20:51
traders EXITED WE SELL CITH · snipers exited (helius stream) · -26% · $-2.61 · 15:20:50
traders EXITED WE SELL BIF · snipers exited (poll) · -12% · $0.00 [paper] · 15:13:17
traders EXITED WE SELL BIF · snipers exited (helius stream) · -4% · $-0.43 [paper] · 15:12:51
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 62YE1d · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.00472986 · liq $124443 [paper] · 14:53:22
traders EXITED WE SELL NEIL · snipers exited (poll) · -15% · $-1.01 [paper] · 14:43:21

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Trader Mirror Promotion$15 live · earned via the $10 real record · 0 trades · 0% win$15.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$-0.88
Trader Mirror Probation$10 live (>=$25k books) · [p] = paper auditions · 57 trades · 28% win$10.0/shotARMED · 10/810$1.15$19.32
Trailing FloorTMPROB twin · 12% trail-from-peak exits · FORWARD-PAPER A/B · 0 trades · 0% win$10.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.00
MOMOburst continuation · STAGED (watcher telemetry, no entries yet) · 0 trades · 0% win$10/shotpaper · 0/80$0.00$0.00
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.17$-1.96

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$75.14$0.171188%$0.101.7h
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $24.90 · open $1.15
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-06 10:20 AM#fairsTMPROB$8.34e-05$9.461e-05+13%$1.34100%10m
07-06 7:22 AMDONALTTMPROB$0.0001983$0.0001763-11%$-1.11100%188m
07-06 7:08 AMHAALANDTMPROB$0.0003318$0.0002712-18%$-1.83100%203m
07-06 6:52 AMBullcoinTMPROB$0.0001159$0.0001214+5%$0.47100%218m
07-06 3:44 AMSOCCERTMPROB$7.7e-05$8.143e-05+6%$0.58100%407m
07-06 3:05 AMCircuitTMPROB$0.0001676$0.0002224+33%$3.27100%446m
07-05 7:04 PMFINNBAGSTMPROB$0.004662$0.002929-37%$-3.72100%926m
07-05 6:40 PMMUTUMBOTMPROB$0.0001775$0.0001636-8%$-0.79100%950m
07-05 5:56 PMMEOWTMPROB$5.944e-05$6.944e-05+17%$1.68100%994m
07-04 4:05 AMARRRTMPROB$0.0009203$0.001227+33%$1.25100%3265m