Mr Krabs

Krusty Quant Bot

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L+$25.80 (+2.84%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$25.45 (+1.49%)value $1,699.17
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers3.6@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities — · Total — (0d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$430.19
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-05 18:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -7.28% over 5 sessions
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in banner—flat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)8.218 ($664.05)
USDC balance (all wallets)$70.17
SM Auditioning407
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SM Live-Qualified1
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TM Auditioning619
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TM Live-Qualified28
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displaypaper: shown

Promotion race — on deck for $15

Promotion race — need ≥5 real closes AND window ≥$4 (last 10):
walletreal closeswindow P&Lprogress
69qaveug2 / 5$+0.74 / $4██░░░
J898BLdj2 / 5$-1.93 / $4██░░░
69xWoewj2 / 5$-1.93 / $4██░░░
HXDGjZZU1 / 5$+100.80 / $4█░░░░
2pXLagVB1 / 5$+0.19 / $4█░░░░
AchrxPVw1 / 5$-0.51 / $4█░░░░
JEBy7VuM1 / 5$-1.07 / $4█░░░░
69z4qTgQ1 / 5$-1.07 / $4█░░░░

Signals & Actions

−Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 6baGyq · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.00299359 · liq $81312 [paper] · 04:44:11
snipers EXITED WE SELL MIIB · snipers exited (poll) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 04:43:21
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 4u2qyZ · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $2.30284e-06 · liq $3056 [paper] · 04:43:05
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 4eKYoR · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.000151155 · liq $15085 [paper] · 04:42:30
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 5vE1yh · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.000110803 · liq $12805 · 04:39:39
traders BOUGHT WE BUY FMTG5D · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.000596115 · liq $35606 [paper] · 04:39:35
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 87Xt6o · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $1.35652e-05 · liq $4626 [paper] · 04:39:11
snipers EXITED WE SELL BARRON · snipers exited (helius stream) · -38% · $-0.96 [paper] · 04:39:11
snipers EXITED WE SELL Xagrs · tp-40 (wave) · +42% · $0.35 [paper] · 04:38:56
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY CryNL8 · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $3.67154e-06 · liq $3109 [paper] · 04:38:43
snipers EXITED WE SELL BARON · snipers exited (poll) · -7% · $-0.17 [paper] · 04:38:34
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY kHCSRK · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $3.06165e-06 · liq $2091 [paper] · 04:38:21
snipers EXITED WE SELL #memecoins · snipers exited (helius stream) · -8% · $-0.20 [paper] · 04:36:30
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY cWVRiQ · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $5.73092e-06 · liq $3875 [paper] · 04:36:01
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM Xagrs · mirror snipers -67% (helius stream) · +30% · $0.20 [paper] · 04:35:33

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-0.77
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-5.57
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$15.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$-0.80
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 41 trades · 27% win$10.0/shotARMED · 13/813$7.76$31.49
Trailing FloorTMPROB twin · 12% trail-from-peak exits · FORWARD-PAPER A/B · 0 trades · 0% win$10.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.00
MOMOburst continuation · STAGED (watcher telemetry, no entries yet) · 0 trades · 0% win$10/shotpaper · 0/80$0.00$0.00
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.17$-1.86

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$74.81$0.17464%$0.044.3h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $32.70 · open $7.76
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-05 11:39 PMANSEM'DTMPROB$0.0001108$0.0001161+5%$0.47100%3m
07-05 11:31 PMsultanTMPROB$6.798e-05$7.009e-05+3%$0.31100%10m
07-05 11:31 PMsultanTMPROB$4.127e-05$5.098e-05+24%$2.36100%10m
07-05 11:24 PMANSEMTMPROB$9.601e-05$0.0001019+6%$0.61100%18m
07-05 11:16 PMORANGIETMPROB$8.839e-05$9.013e-05+2%$0.20100%26m
07-05 10:24 PMDONALTTMPROB$7.388e-05$0.0001467+99%$9.9712%78m
07-05 10:19 PMYNOTTMPROB$4.648e-05$3.648e-05-22%$-1.6176%83m
07-05 9:29 PM3301TMPROB$7.047e-05$7.233e-05+3%$0.26100%133m
07-05 7:04 PMFINNBAGSTMPROB$0.004662$0.004351-7%$-0.67100%278m
07-05 6:40 PMMUTUMBOTMPROB$0.0001775$0.0002364+33%$3.31100%301m
07-05 6:10 PMDAISYTMPROB$0.0001388$8.731e-05-37%$-3.71100%332m
07-05 5:56 PMMEOWTMPROB$5.944e-05$5.842e-05-2%$-0.17100%346m
07-04 4:05 AMARRRTMPROB$0.0009203$0.00112+22%$0.81100%2617m