Mr Krabs

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $764.04
Crypto P&L+$29.01 (+3.19%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$28.66 (+1.68%)value $1,702.66
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers4.1@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities — · Total — (0d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$764.04
cash$737.09
buying power$737.09
equity$26.95

Signals & Actions 2026-07-05 18:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -7.28% over 5 sessions
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in banner—flat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)8.914 ($714.28)
USDC balance (all wallets)$61.58
SM Auditioning407
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SM Live-Qualified1
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TM Auditioning619
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TM Live-Qualified33
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displaypaper: shown

Promotion race — on deck for $15

Promotion race — need ≥5 real closes AND window ≥$4 (last 10):
walletreal closeswindow P&Lprogress
69qaveug2 / 5$+0.74 / $4██░░░
J898BLdj2 / 5$-1.93 / $4██░░░
69xWoewj2 / 5$-1.93 / $4██░░░
HXDGjZZU1 / 5$+100.80 / $4█░░░░
Cb3VLP1n1 / 5$+6.09 / $4█░░░░
8WiTvWs31 / 5$+6.09 / $4█░░░░
AqJXxkf81 / 5$+6.09 / $4█░░░░
AjQ9JCpp1 / 5$+6.09 / $4█░░░░

Signals & Actions

−Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers EXITED WE SELL WORLDCUP · zombie cleanup · -10% · $-0.24 [paper] · 10:13:45
snipers EXITED WE SELL MOX · snipers exited (helius stream) · -18% · $-0.44 [paper] · 10:11:01
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 3eEmDz · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $3.13819e-06 · liq $2831 [paper] · 10:10:48
snipers EXITED WE SELL NVCR · snipers exited (helius stream) · +15% · $0.37 [paper] · 10:10:42
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 23eMmr · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.0511642 · liq $28522 [paper] · 10:10:07
snipers EXITED WE SELL MEMES · tp-40 (wave) · +40% · $1.00 [paper] · 10:09:55
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY C6TcbL · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $1.13788e-05 · liq $5415 [paper] · 10:08:59
snipers EXITED WE SELL GOGO · snipers exited (helius stream) · -43% · $-1.08 [paper] · 10:07:24
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY BwCSEU · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $1.06678e-05 · liq $5245 [paper] · 10:06:35
snipers EXITED WE SELL GOGO · tp-40 (wave) · +63% · $1.56 [paper] · 10:03:43
snipers EXITED WE SELL BB · tp-40 (wave) · +41% · $1.04 [paper] · 10:03:30
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY p3uwLy · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $1.207e-05 · liq $5635 [paper] · 10:03:25
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY N5Bpqc · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $9.56041e-05 · liq $11649 [paper] · 10:03:12
snipers EXITED WE SELL Rosie · snipers exited (poll) · +24% · $0.00 [paper] · 10:03:11
snipers EXITED WE SELL motion · snipers exited (helius stream) · -2% · $-0.06 [paper] · 10:03:05

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-1.60
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-6.37
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$15.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$-1.63
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 52 trades · 31% win$10.0/shotARMED · 7/87$11.39$40.62
Trailing FloorTMPROB twin · 12% trail-from-peak exits · FORWARD-PAPER A/B · 0 trades · 0% win$10.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.00
MOMOburst continuation · STAGED (watcher telemetry, no entries yet) · 0 trades · 0% win$10/shotpaper · 0/80$0.00$0.00
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.01$-3.25

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$75.05$0.01219%$0.020.4h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $35.28 · open $11.39
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-06 4:27 AMCSTMPROB$0.0001323$0.0001291-2%$-0.24100%46m
07-06 3:44 AMSOCCERTMPROB$7.7e-05$7.546e-05-2%$-0.20100%90m
07-06 3:05 AMCircuitTMPROB$0.0001676$0.0002182+30%$3.02100%128m
07-05 7:04 PMFINNBAGSTMPROB$0.004662$0.005369+15%$1.51100%609m
07-05 6:40 PMMUTUMBOTMPROB$0.0001775$0.0001913+8%$0.78100%633m
07-05 5:56 PMMEOWTMPROB$5.944e-05$8.298e-05+40%$3.96100%677m
07-04 4:05 AMARRRTMPROB$0.0009203$0.001547+68%$2.56100%2948m