Mr Krabs

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L−$5.10 (-0.56%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)−$5.45 (-0.32%)value $1,668.27
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers-0.8@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities — · Total — (0d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$430.19
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-05 06:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -9.04% prior day
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in banner—flat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)7.595 ($610.76)
USDC balance (all wallets)$168.56
SM Probation Active300
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SM Promoted Active1
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TM Probation Active400
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TM Promoted Active21
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Signals & Actions

−Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY C2PZsG · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.032602 · liq $29432 [paper] · 06:20:52
snipers EXITED WE SELL BCRO · snipers exited (poll) · +11% · $0.27 [paper] · 06:20:27
snipers EXITED WE SELL MIND · snipers exited (helius stream) · +10% · $0.25 [paper] · 06:20:04
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY DdQHfG · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $1.13133e-05 · liq $5414 [paper] · 06:19:56
snipers EXITED WE SELL Ciggies · snipers exited (poll) · -0% · $-0.00 [paper] · 06:18:09
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 8Gfphp · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $2.25793e-06 · liq $2418 [paper] · 06:18:00
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY BFC8Gh · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.0362239 · liq $27076 [paper] · 06:17:30
snipers EXITED WE SELL PRSFG · snipers exited (poll) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 06:12:56
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY J3fmXq · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.0344786 · liq $23839 [paper] · 06:12:53
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM ACM · mirror snipers -45% (helius stream) · +681% · $4.18 · 06:10:35
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM ACM · mirror snipers -39% (helius stream) · +577% · $3.94 · 06:10:18
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM ACM · mirror snipers -32% (helius stream) · +564% · $4.27 · 06:10:02
snipers EXITED WE SELL 555 · snipers exited (helius stream) · -47% · $-0.73 [paper] · 06:09:36
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM ACM · mirror snipers -24% (helius stream) · +456% · $3.84 · 06:07:31
snipers EXITED WE SELL p · tp-40 (wave) · +42% · $1.05 [paper] · 06:06:40

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-1.11
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-5.59
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$15.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$-1.27
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 16 trades · 25% win$10.0/shotARMED · 3/83$51.11$35.04
Trailing FloorTMPROB twin · 12% trail-from-peak exits · FORWARD-PAPER A/B · 0 trades · 0% win$10.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.00
MOMOburst continuation · STAGED (watcher telemetry, no entries yet) · 0 trades · 0% win$10/shotpaper · 0/80$0.00$0.00
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.05$-2.11

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$74.94$0.05172%$0.013.2h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $-12.44 · open $51.11
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-05 12:46 AMACMTMPROB$9.747e-05$0.0005963+512%$74.4955%36m
07-04 10:15 PMANSEMTMPROB$0.27$0.30+11%$0.42100%187m
07-04 4:05 AMARRRTMPROB$0.0009203$0.0007536-18%$-0.68100%1277m