Mr Krabs

Krusty Quant Bot

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L+$5.61 (+0.84%)value $665.81
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$5.26 (+0.36%)value $1,435.18
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers0.8@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities · Total $13.30/day (1d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$430.19
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-04 06:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -9.04% prior day
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in bannerflat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)5.54 ($456.26)
USDC balance (all wallets)$121.26
SM Probation Active232
SM Promoted Active2
TM Probation Active400
TM Promoted Active6
displaypaper: shown

Signals & Actions

Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM FINNBAGS · mirror snipers -90% (helius stream) · +152% · $0.33 · 07:17:02
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 4FShiH · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.00601496 · liq $13710 [paper] · 07:16:26
traders BOUGHT WE BUY DdPrHY · 1 snipers · $3.75 · entry $0.00559712 · liq $242522 [paper] · 07:16:12
snipers EXITED WE SELL EURC · zombie cleanup · -0% · $-0.00 [paper] · 07:15:26
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM FINNBAGS · mirror snipers -84% (helius stream) · +174% · $0.36 · 07:15:13
snipers EXITED WE SELL HAMI · snipers exited (helius stream) · -15% · $-0.37 [paper] · 07:14:50
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM DONALT · mirror snipers -53% (helius stream) · -66% · $-0.87 [paper] · 07:14:45
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY F9CxqE · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $3.78734e-05 · liq $7408 [paper] · 07:13:38
traders EXITED WE SELL DoubleT · snipers exited (poll) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 07:11:35
snipers EXITED WE SELL LOKTAR · snipers exited (helius stream) · +10% · $0.24 [paper] · 07:11:22
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 8XG6dw · 1 snipers · $3.75 · entry $0.000174053 · liq $19300 [paper] · 07:11:15
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM FINNBAGS · mirror snipers -79% (helius stream) · +87% · $0.22 · 07:10:52
snipers EXITED WE SELL frink · tp-40 (wave) · +41% · $1.02 [paper] · 07:10:36
snipers EXITED WE SELL FINNBAGS · tp-40 (wave) · +58% · $0.79 [paper] · 07:10:20
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM FINNBAGS · mirror snipers -72% (helius stream) · +31% · $0.07 · 07:10:00

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$0.84
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-4.31
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$7.5/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$1.11
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 5 trades · 20% win$3.75/shotARMED · 1/81$2.28$1.63
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.01$1.25

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$74.92$0.01295%$0.030.4h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $-0.44 · open $2.28
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-04 2:08 AMFINNBAGSTMPROB$0.004168$0.008163+96%$4.2010%9m