Mr Krabs

Krusty Quant Bot

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L+$5.36 (+0.81%)value $665.81
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$5.01 (+0.34%)value $1,434.93
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers0.7@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities — · Total $13.30/day (1d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$430.19
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-04 06:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -9.04% prior day
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in banner—flat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)5.492 ($452.49)
USDC balance (all wallets)$129.17
SM Probation Active248
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SM Promoted Active2
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TM Probation Active400
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TM Promoted Active8
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Signals & Actions

−Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 8PUk2u · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $1.07716e-05 · liq $5362 [paper] · 08:45:43
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 3WjLsc · 1 snipers · $3.75 · entry $0.000430728 · liq $35961 [paper] · 08:45:31
snipers EXITED WE SELL sultan · snipers exited (poll) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 08:43:52
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 89315J · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $5.37483e-05 · liq $8951 [paper] · 08:43:49
snipers EXITED WE SELL Manlet · snipers exited (poll) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 08:40:50
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY CFiviS · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $2.70704e-06 · liq $3141 [paper] · 08:40:49
traders EXITED WE SELL Zeus · snipers exited (helius stream) · +0% · $0.01 [paper] · 08:40:06
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM Zeus · mirror snipers -50% (helius stream) · +2% · $0.04 [paper] · 08:39:03
snipers EXITED WE SELL ALPEN · snipers exited (poll) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 08:38:34
snipers EXITED WE SELL BBA · snipers exited (poll) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 08:38:33
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 3BfXW2 · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $3.23724e-05 · liq $6892 [paper] · 08:38:32
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 7BD299 · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $3.8233e-06 · liq $3198 [paper] · 08:38:30
snipers EXITED WE SELL IAR · snipers exited (helius stream) · -75% · $-1.88 [paper] · 08:38:06
snipers EXITED WE SELL ANSEM · snipers exited (helius stream) · -4% · $-0.09 [paper] · 08:37:58
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM ANSEM · mirror snipers -10% (poll) · -4% · $-0.01 [paper] · 08:37:56

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$0.88
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-4.29
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$7.5/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$1.15
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 7 trades · 43% win$3.75/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.82
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.05$1.41

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$74.99$0.05294%$0.031.9h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $0.30 · open $0.00
no open trader positions