Mr Krabs

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L+$53.15 (+5.84%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$52.80 (+3.10%)value $1,726.52
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers7.5@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities — · Total — (0d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$430.19
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-05 18:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -7.28% over 5 sessions
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in banner—flat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)9.106 ($740.99)
USDC balance (all wallets)$88.38
SM Probation Active300
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SM Promoted Active1
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TM Probation Active400
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TM Promoted Active27
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Signals & Actions

−Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers EXITED WE SELL IGTM · snipers exited (helius stream) · +9% · $0.22 [paper] · 00:06:57
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY H2enRY · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.0653406 · liq $29618 [paper] · 00:05:54
snipers EXITED WE SELL Pkda · snipers exited (poll) · +18% · $0.44 [paper] · 00:05:04
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 66gACN · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.00466233 · liq $12258 · 00:04:46
traders BOUGHT WE BUY G8aVC4 · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.00331101 · liq $97712 [paper] · 00:03:09
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY DbLP7K · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.032833 · liq $29097 [paper] · 00:00:58
snipers EXITED WE SELL BegFi · snipers exited (helius stream) · -2% · $-0.01 [paper] · 23:59:30
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM BegFi · mirror snipers -66% (helius stream) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 23:59:21
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 39Yyok · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $8.49856e-06 · liq $4826 [paper] · 23:59:18
traders EXITED WE SELL SYBIL · snipers exited (poll) · -67% · $-4.94 · 23:57:31
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM SYBIL · mirror snipers -26% (helius stream) · +0% · $-0.00 · 23:57:01
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 4PtbSb · 3 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.000113273 · liq $13290 · 23:56:22
traders EXITED WE SELL Steve · snipers exited (helius stream) · -45% · $-4.46 · 23:56:16
snipers EXITED WE SELL Steve · snipers exited (helius stream) · -32% · $-0.60 [paper] · 23:52:29
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM Steve · mirror snipers -25% (poll) · -14% · $-0.09 [paper] · 23:52:25

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-0.08
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-4.89
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$15.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$-0.10
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 29 trades · 31% win$10.0/shotARMED · 5/85$1.36$54.25
Trailing FloorTMPROB twin · 12% trail-from-peak exits · FORWARD-PAPER A/B · 0 trades · 0% win$10.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.00
MOMOburst continuation · STAGED (watcher telemetry, no entries yet) · 0 trades · 0% win$10/shotpaper · 0/80$0.00$0.00
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.10$-0.89

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$74.44$0.10667%$0.061.8h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $54.10 · open $1.36
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-05 7:04 PMFINNBAGSTMPROB$0.004662$0.004705+1%$0.09100%5m
07-05 6:40 PMMUTUMBOTMPROB$0.0001775$0.000247+39%$3.91100%28m
07-05 6:10 PMDAISYTMPROB$0.0001388$0.0001121-19%$-1.92100%59m
07-05 5:56 PMMEOWTMPROB$5.944e-05$5.776e-05-3%$-0.28100%73m
07-04 4:05 AMARRRTMPROB$0.0009203$0.0008114-12%$-0.44100%2344m