Mr Krabs

Krusty Quant Bot

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Equities P&L−$1.56 (-0.20%)value $762.33
Crypto P&L+$19.98 (+2.20%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$18.42 (+1.08%)value $1,691.92
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers2.6@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities · Total (0d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market closes: T-…
total$762.33
cash$578.38
buying power$551.57
equity$183.95

Signals & Actions 2026-07-06 17:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumHOLD IONLskipholding IONL, session 1/5 (5d leader now IONL -7.04%)
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%active1$-1.56$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in bannerflat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
IONL7.81$23.75$23.55$183.95$-1.56 (-0.8%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)7.909 ($648.80)
USDC balance (all wallets)$123.62
TM Auditioning606
TM Live-Qualified34
displaypaper: shown

Signals & Actions

Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
traders EXITED WE SELL ANSEM · snipers exited (poll) · -0% · $-0.01 · 17:28:23
traders EXITED WE SELL BIF · snipers exited (poll) · -14% · $-1.35 [paper] · 17:28:02
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 9cRCn9 · 1 snipers · $15.0 · entry $0.423402 · liq $5906580 · 17:27:05
traders BOUGHT WE BUY GaZb3D · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.000461345 · liq $41212 [paper] · 17:05:50
traders EXITED WE SELL SEMAN · zombie cleanup · -69% · $-1.72 [paper] · 17:05:07
traders EXITED WE SELL Bullcoin · snipers exited (poll) · -15% · $-1.54 · 16:53:18
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM manlet · mirror snipers -95% (poll) · +46% · $0.52 [paper] · 16:48:43
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM manlet · mirror snipers -84% (poll) · +43% · $0.29 [paper] · 16:41:17
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM manlet · mirror snipers -77% (poll) · +45% · $0.37 [paper] · 16:39:49
traders EXITED WE SELL HAALAND · snipers exited (poll) · -20% · $-1.97 · 16:35:15
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 61aNNr · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.000550021 · liq $32958 [paper] · 16:27:24
traders EXITED WE SELL MENSA · snipers exited (poll) · +27% · $2.68 [paper] · 16:26:18
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 62YE1d · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.00325578 · liq $120719 [paper] · 16:02:20
traders EXITED WE SELL CHANCE · snipers exited (poll) · +2% · $0.00 [paper] · 16:01:55
traders EXITED WE SELL CHANCE · snipers exited (helius stream) · +3% · $0.29 [paper] · 16:01:28

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Trader Mirror Promotion$15 live · earned via the $10 real record · 0 trades · 0% win$25.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$1.36
Trader Mirror Probation$10 live (>=$25k books) · [p] = paper auditions · 61 trades · 26% win$15.0/shotARMED · 7/87$6.07$16.22
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.05$-0.03

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$75.10$0.05624%$0.051.0h
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $15.48 · open $6.07
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-06 10:20 AM#fairsTMPROB$8.34e-05$9.122e-05+9%$0.94100%128m
07-06 7:22 AMDONALTTMPROB$0.0001983$0.000183-8%$-0.77100%306m
07-06 3:44 AMSOCCERTMPROB$7.7e-05$8.584e-05+11%$1.15100%525m
07-06 3:05 AMCircuitTMPROB$0.0001676$0.0002252+34%$3.43100%564m
07-05 6:40 PMMUTUMBOTMPROB$0.0001775$0.0001934+9%$0.89100%1068m
07-05 5:56 PMMEOWTMPROB$5.944e-05$5.646e-05-5%$-0.50100%1113m
07-04 4:05 AMARRRTMPROB$0.0009203$0.001151+25%$0.94100%3383m