Mr Krabs

Krusty Quant Bot

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Equities P&L+$2.96 (+0.37%)value $730.08
Crypto P&L−$47.33 (-5.20%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)−$44.37 (-2.61%)value $1,592.36
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers-6.3@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Crypto · Equities · Total (0d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market closes: T-…
total$730.08
cash$1.00
buying power$1.00
equity$729.08

Equities Engine 2026-07-09T15:00

fieldvalue
regime gateRISK-ON (SPY>200-SMA)
TREND holdsXLV, XLF
DIP overlayACTIVE (QQQ)
TURBOBIL (T-bills)
last runheld (no rebalance)

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
TREND Trend Coretop-2 momentum ETF basket; SPY<200SMA -> T-bills; weekly rebal60%active2$0.51$0.00
DIP DipQQQ RSI2<10 in uptrend; hold <=5d / -6% stop; parks in Trend25%active1$2.40$0.00
TURBO TurboTQQQ only when SPY>200SMA & 63d>+10% & QQQ>50SMA; else BIL15%active1$0.05$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
XLV1.35$162.93$161.44$217.50$-2.01 (-0.9%)
XLF3.94$55.24$55.88$219.98$2.52 (+1.2%)
QQQ0.25$712.15$721.62$183.06$2.40 (+1.3%)
BIL1.19$91.46$91.50$108.55$0.05 (+0.0%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)7.82 ($616.54)
USDC balance (all wallets)$51.57
TM Auditioning660
TM Live-Qualified35
displaypaper: shown

Signals & Actions

Trader Mirrors
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 5pYB12 · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.000860475 · liq $123779 [paper] · 12:08:36
traders EXITED WE SELL Ballerina · snipers exited (poll) · -11% · $0.00 [paper] · 12:03:48
traders EXITED WE SELL Ballerina · snipers exited (helius stream) · -11% · $-1.06 [paper] · 12:03:36
traders EXITED WE SELL ANIF · snipers exited (poll) · +18% · $1.84 · 11:28:34
traders EXITED WE SELL NIGGABULL · snipers exited (poll) · -14% · $-1.44 · 11:09:31
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 4eKYoR · 5 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.00209623 · liq $86182 [paper] · 10:42:00
traders EXITED WE SELL Cupsey · snipers exited (poll) · -18% · $0.00 [paper] · 10:40:24
traders EXITED WE SELL Cupsey · snipers exited (helius stream) · -15% · $-1.52 [paper] · 10:40:14
traders BOUGHT WE BUY CizcDa · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $0.000632926 · liq $72013 [paper] · 07:47:37

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Trader Mirror Promotion$15 live · earned via the $10 real record · 0 trades · 0% win$15.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$-6.41
Trader Mirror Probation$10 live (>=$25k books) · [p] = paper auditions · 103 trades · 30% win$10.0/shotARMED · 6/86$-12.37$-23.80
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC / MLP2 memes REVIVED 07-10 @$50 single-sided quote-only-pref (kill-tripwire -$8) · ARMED50% capLIVE 2/42$0.09$-5.73

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 2/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$75.01$0.081210%$0.100.8h
MLP2ANSEM-SOLin range$50.02$0.012294%$0.130.1h
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $-24.59 · open $-12.37
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-09 9:58 PMuncTMPROB$0.001042$0.0009996-4%$-0.41100%646m
07-09 6:59 PMJobyTMPROB$0.003016$0.002723-10%$-0.97100%826m
07-09 6:44 PMBABYANSEMTMPROB$0.0009406$0.0007782-17%$-0.943%840m
07-09 6:43 PMRTMTMPROB$0.001011$0.0007641-24%$-2.44100%841m
07-09 6:41 PMxtraTMPROB$0.0004103$0.000392-4%$-0.45100%844m
07-07 7:24 PMSAPIJIJUTMPROB$0.0008748$0.0002096-76%$-7.60100%3680m