Mr Krabs

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $764.04
Crypto P&L+$26.03 (+2.86%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$25.68 (+1.51%)value $1,699.68
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers3.7@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities — · Total — (0d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$764.04
cash$737.09
buying power$737.09
equity$26.95

Signals & Actions 2026-07-05 18:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -7.28% over 5 sessions
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in banner—flat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)8.858 ($710.99)
USDC balance (all wallets)$74.70
SM Auditioning407
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SM Live-Qualified1
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TM Auditioning619
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TM Live-Qualified33
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displaypaper: shown

Promotion race — on deck for $15

Promotion race — need ≥5 real closes AND window ≥$4 (last 10):
walletreal closeswindow P&Lprogress
69qaveug2 / 5$+0.74 / $4██░░░
J898BLdj2 / 5$-1.93 / $4██░░░
69xWoewj2 / 5$-1.93 / $4██░░░
HXDGjZZU1 / 5$+100.80 / $4█░░░░
5aFWmPEG1 / 5$+6.09 / $4█░░░░
Cb3VLP1n1 / 5$+6.09 / $4█░░░░
8WiTvWs31 / 5$+6.09 / $4█░░░░
AqJXxkf81 / 5$+6.09 / $4█░░░░

Signals & Actions

−Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 4eKYoR · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.000273471 · liq $20613 [paper] · 07:12:03
traders EXITED WE SELL NEST · snipers exited (poll) · +9% · $0.88 [paper] · 07:12:00
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY gAhvUS · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $1.52762e-05 · liq $5804 [paper] · 07:11:29
snipers EXITED WE SELL ANSEMDROP · zombie cleanup · -36% · $-0.46 [paper] · 07:11:08
snipers EXITED WE SELL wBULL · tp-40 (wave) · +42% · $1.04 [paper] · 07:10:25
snipers EXITED WE SELL 克瑞迪 · snipers exited (poll) · -9% · $-0.23 [paper] · 07:08:47
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 4MampN · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $3.32133e-06 · liq $2996 [paper] · 07:08:34
snipers EXITED WE SELL ANSEMDROP · zombie cleanup · -37% · $-0.93 [paper] · 07:02:28
snipers EXITED WE SELL Jycs · tp-40 (wave) · +43% · $1.06 [paper] · 07:01:40
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 5BoqC7 · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.00965144 · liq $25876 [paper] · 07:00:39
snipers EXITED WE SELL Manga · tp-40 (wave) · +41% · $1.02 [paper] · 06:58:17
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 5UQNY2 · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.000282331 · liq $22122 [paper] · 06:56:22
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY GfpKBc · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $4.4135e-05 · liq $7898 [paper] · 06:55:34
snipers EXITED WE SELL 帝王鹤 · snipers exited (poll) · -12% · $-0.31 [paper] · 06:53:59
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 4vDSyZ · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $2.82089e-06 · liq $2694 [paper] · 06:53:48

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-1.43
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-6.21
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$15.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$-1.46
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 46 trades · 30% win$10.0/shotARMED · 8/88$5.12$36.41
Trailing FloorTMPROB twin · 12% trail-from-peak exits · FORWARD-PAPER A/B · 0 trades · 0% win$10.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.00
MOMOburst continuation · STAGED (watcher telemetry, no entries yet) · 0 trades · 0% win$10/shotpaper · 0/80$0.00$0.00
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.22$-2.94

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$74.44$0.22384%$0.036.8h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $37.37 · open $5.12
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-05 11:39 PMANSEM'DTMPROB$0.0001108$0.0001059-4%$16.4441%152m
07-05 11:24 PMANSEMTMPROB$9.601e-05$9.254e-05-4%$-0.36100%168m
07-05 10:19 PMYNOTTMPROB$4.648e-05$3.548e-05-24%$-1.7876%232m
07-05 7:04 PMFINNBAGSTMPROB$0.004662$0.004574-2%$-0.19100%427m
07-05 6:40 PMMUTUMBOTMPROB$0.0001775$0.000171-4%$-0.37100%451m
07-05 6:10 PMDAISYTMPROB$0.0001388$0.0001005-28%$-2.76100%482m
07-05 5:56 PMMEOWTMPROB$5.944e-05$6.805e-05+14%$1.45100%496m
07-04 4:05 AMARRRTMPROB$0.0009203$0.001168+27%$1.01100%2766m