Mr Krabs

Krusty Quant Bot

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L+$5.42 (+0.81%)value $665.81
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$5.07 (+0.35%)value $1,434.99
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers0.7@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities · Total $13.30/day (1d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$430.19
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-04 06:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -9.04% prior day
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in bannerflat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)5.144 ($425.13)
USDC balance (all wallets)$157.18
SM Probation Active232
SM Promoted Active2
TM Probation Active400
TM Promoted Active6
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Signals & Actions

Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM HeavyPulp · mirror snipers -43% (helius stream) · -14% · $-0.15 [paper] · 06:50:28
snipers EXITED WE SELL ANSEMMODE · snipers exited (helius stream) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 06:50:15
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 93NLN1 · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $2.74611e-06 · liq $2728 [paper] · 06:50:13
snipers EXITED WE SELL CLAWKER · snipers exited (helius stream) · -13% · $-0.31 [paper] · 06:41:38
snipers EXITED WE SELL ActA · snipers exited (helius stream) · +0% · $-0.00 [paper] · 06:39:21
traders BOUGHT WE BUY 3oBRGP · 1 snipers · $3.75 · entry $0.000609222 · liq $112586 [paper] · 06:37:13
snipers EXITED WE SELL RUNNER · snipers exited (helius stream) · -2% · $-0.04 [paper] · 06:36:06
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM RUNNER · mirror snipers -25% (poll) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 06:35:46
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 8mEcGL · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $3.1686e-06 · liq $2833 [paper] · 06:35:37
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 2VkiD4 · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $1.36231e-05 · liq $6025 [paper] · 06:34:55
traders EXITED WE SELL DONALT · snipers exited (helius stream) · +5% · $0.05 [paper] · 06:34:22
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM Machi · mirror snipers -67% (helius stream) · +7% · $0.09 [paper] · 06:33:32
traders EXITED WE SELL greg · snipers exited (poll) · -12% · $0.00 [paper] · 06:32:18
traders EXITED WE SELL greg · snipers exited (helius stream) · +6% · $0.13 [paper] · 06:32:06
traders TRIMMED WE TRIM greg · mirror snipers -43% (helius stream) · +6% · $0.04 [paper] · 06:32:06

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$1.12
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-4.13
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$7.5/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$1.46
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 5 trades · 20% win$3.75/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.01
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.10$1.72

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$74.22$0.10514%$0.042.2h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $-0.44 · open $0.00
no open trader positions