Mr Krabs

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L−$41.69 (-4.58%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)−$42.04 (-2.47%)value $1,631.68
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers-6.0@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities · Total $13.30/day (1d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$430.19
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-04 18:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -9.04% prior day
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in bannerflat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)6.99 ($570.83)
USDC balance (all wallets)$125.79
SM Probation Active300
SM Promoted Active1
TM Probation Active400
TM Promoted Active24
displaypaper: shown

Signals & Actions

Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers EXITED WE SELL ANSEM · snipers exited (poll) · -2% · $-0.04 [paper] · 23:24:34
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 533ryb · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $2.31712e-06 · liq $2447 [paper] · 23:24:18
snipers EXITED WE SELL BULL · tp-40 (wave) · +41% · $1.02 [paper] · 23:23:20
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY FceY7c · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.0509749 · liq $29056 [paper] · 23:21:24
snipers EXITED WE SELL PUP · tp-40 (wave) · +57% · $1.43 [paper] · 23:20:51
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY HpENDW · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $1.57571e-05 · liq $6386 [paper] · 23:20:28
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 8MbvQe · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $4.38027e-05 · liq $8829 [paper] · 23:19:18
snipers EXITED WE SELL rice · snipers exited (helius stream) · -42% · $-1.04 [paper] · 23:17:02
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY E8rytj · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $7.45493e-06 · liq $4691 [paper] · 23:16:50
snipers EXITED WE SELL rice · snipers exited (poll) · -8% · $-0.20 [paper] · 23:16:10
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 9cWfLh · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $3.61428e-06 · liq $3223 [paper] · 23:15:53
snipers EXITED WE SELL Misogynist · snipers exited (helius stream) · -10% · $-0.24 [paper] · 23:15:45
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 5Bi7ug · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $5.59392e-06 · liq $3820 [paper] · 23:15:33
snipers EXITED WE SELL RICE · tp-40 (wave) · +65% · $0.69 [paper] · 23:14:50
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM RICE · mirror snipers -57% (helius stream) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 23:14:42

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$0.14
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-4.78
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$7.5/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.26
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 14 trades · 21% win$3.75/shotARMED · 1/81$-0.90$-11.41
Trailing FloorTMPROB twin · 12% trail-from-peak exits · FORWARD-PAPER A/B · 0 trades · 0% win$3.75/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.00
MOMOburst continuation · STAGED (watcher telemetry, no entries yet) · 0 trades · 0% win$10/shotpaper · 0/80$0.00$0.00
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 2/42$0.02$0.39

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 2/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$74.55$0.0115%$0.005.9h
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$75.11$0.0116%$0.005.9h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $-12.27 · open $-0.90
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-04 4:05 AMARRRTMPROB$0.0009203$0.0006993-24%$-0.90100%862m