Mr Krabs

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Equities P&L−$0.35 (-0.04%)value $763.76
Crypto P&L+$43.73 (+4.81%)value $909.61
Combined P&L (lifetime)+$43.38 (+2.55%)value $1,717.10
🍔 # of Braum's Bag of Burgers6.2@ $7 each
7-day avg profit · Equities — · Total — (0d data)

Agentic Equities (•••••••)

Market opens: T-…
total$763.76
cash$737.09
buying power$430.19
equity$26.67

Signals & Actions 2026-07-05 18:00 UTC

sleevesignalnext openanalysis
E2 MomentumBUY IONLEXECUTEIONL leads -7.28% over 5 sessions
E3 Iran fadeWAITskipSPY prior -0.13%, VIX ? (chg ?); no trigger
E4 VolWAITskipSPY 744.78 vs 5dSMA 741.46 (A/B ON); prior-day -0.13% -> residual=False

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
E2 Momentumbest leveraged ETF: MUU/ARMG/IONL/SOXL22.5%flat0$0.00$0.00
E3 Iran escalation-fadebuy SMH when prior SPY <= -1% or VIX >= +15%10%flat0$0.00$0.00
E4 Vol (paper)residual-day VXX long — probation failed 07-02, paper until 10 net-positive paper firesno-fireflat0$0.00$0.00
EX Unmappedcatch-all bucket (discretionary/one-offs) — counts in banner—flat0$0.00$0.00

Positions & P&L

symbolqtyavg costcurrent pxmkt valueP&L
NTAP0.17$156.11$154.09$26.62$-0.35 (-1.3%)

Crypto

SOL balance (all wallets)9.03 ($733.97)
USDC balance (all wallets)$79.32
SM Probation Active407
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SM Promoted Active1
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TM Probation Active619
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TM Promoted Active27
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Signals & Actions

−Sniper Buys · Sells · Our Mirror
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY AyK6Xy · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $6.67705e-05 · liq $9807 [paper] · 02:30:31
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY 3AgzdB · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $1.0398e-05 · liq $5226 [paper] · 02:29:50
snipers EXITED WE SELL WELDCROC · tp-40 (wave) · +41% · $1.03 [paper] · 02:29:33
traders BOUGHT WE BUY Dur39H · 1 snipers · $10.0 · entry $7.04685e-05 · liq $10814 · 02:29:30
snipers EXITED WE SELL aped · snipers exited (helius stream) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 02:28:04
snipers EXITED WE SELL PWUMP · snipers exited (poll) · -3% · $-0.04 [paper] · 02:28:04
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY A3rTA8 · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $5.21792e-06 · liq $3692 [paper] · 02:27:55
snipers TRIMMED WE TRIM PWUMP · mirror snipers -54% (helius stream) · +0% · $0.00 [paper] · 02:27:55
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY pwumn7 · 2 snipers · $2.5 · entry $2.85531e-06 · liq $2895 [paper] · 02:27:49
snipers BOUGHT WE BUY DRww3Z · 1 snipers · $2.5 · entry $0.0162563 · liq $27616 [paper] · 02:27:36
traders EXITED WE SELL RICKROLL · snipers exited (poll) · -21% · $0.00 [paper] · 02:27:01
traders EXITED WE SELL RICKROLL · snipers exited (helius stream) · -20% · $-0.74 [paper] · 02:26:51
snipers EXITED WE SELL WORTHLESS · snipers exited (helius stream) · +8% · $0.21 [paper] · 02:21:07
snipers EXITED WE SELL BANSEM · snipers exited (poll) · -28% · $0.00 [paper] · 02:20:28
snipers EXITED WE SELL BANSEM · snipers exited (helius stream) · -33% · $-0.82 [paper] · 02:20:21

Sleeve Performance

sleevestrategytargetstatusposP&Llifetime P&L
Sniper Mirror Promotionearned via the $2.50 real record · $5 live · 175 trades · 19% win$5.0/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-0.19
Sniper Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] rows = paper auditions · 92 trades · 12% win$2.5/shotARMED · 0/100$0.00$-5.00
Trader Mirror Promotiongmgn smart-money class · $5 live (PAPER until funded) · 0 trades · 0% win$15.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$-0.21
Trader Mirror Probation$2.50 live · [p] = paper auditions (PAPER until funded) · 32 trades · 28% win$10.0/shotARMED · 6/86$-2.13$45.39
Trailing FloorTMPROB twin · 12% trail-from-peak exits · FORWARD-PAPER A/B · 0 trades · 0% win$10.0/shotARMED · 0/80$0.00$0.00
MOMOburst continuation · STAGED (watcher telemetry, no entries yet) · 0 trades · 0% win$10/shotpaper · 0/80$0.00$0.00
Liquidity PoolsMLP1 SOL-USDC only / MLP2 memecoin bid-ask (kill-tripwire -$8) · no-scale til 07-08 · ARMED50% capLIVE 1/41$0.10$-1.03

Positions & P&L

Liquidity Pools C2 Meteora · 1/4 · LIVE
sleevepoolrangemkt valuefeesAPY$/Hrheld
MLP1SOL-USDCin range$75.04$0.10574%$0.052.1h
Sniper Mirrors SMDI+SMSL · realized $-260.58 · open $0.00
no open sniper positions
Trader Mirrors TMPROM+TMPROB · realized $49.82 · open $-2.13
timetokenslentrypricegainP&Lheld%held
07-05 9:29 PM3301TMPROB$7.047e-05$7.004e-05-1%$-0.06100%2m
07-05 7:04 PMFINNBAGSTMPROB$0.004662$0.004534-3%$-0.27100%146m
07-05 6:40 PMMUTUMBOTMPROB$0.0001775$0.0002065+16%$1.63100%170m
07-05 6:10 PMDAISYTMPROB$0.0001388$8.918e-05-36%$-3.57100%201m
07-05 5:56 PMMEOWTMPROB$5.944e-05$6.033e-05+1%$0.15100%215m
07-04 4:05 AMARRRTMPROB$0.0009203$0.0009201-0%$0.00100%2485m